Bloody St Valentine
Just caught a bus with a couple of pimply-faced teenagers pashing away in front of me. Makes me physically ill. I hate this time of year. Don't they know Valentine's is just a scam started by florists and chocolate merchants! Idiots.
This is why I always try to be single around this time of the year. Pretty damn good at it too...
This is why I always try to be single around this time of the year. Pretty damn good at it too...
posted by Engels at 5:41 pm
9 Comments:
'ave to beat 'em away with a stick. 'onest gov.
Cheers, frankie j.
I don't even have to try to be single. It just happens for me. I'm talented like that.
I have weird, mystical powers that repel female attention.
I learnt it from Dale Holborow!
That man is a genius.
haha, good one Aidan!
I celebrated Valentines Day with a couple of my true loves that will never screw me around like the ladies do, Beer and Sport! Went along to the cricket, 3rd Final between Sri Lanka and Australia, made a fool of myself with about 26,000 other single males (plus a few females who must have been dragged along cause it was Valentines Day) and threw plastic cups up into the air with the beer dregs left in the bottom as the mexican wave went around. It was a very romantic day. I also manage to spill half my beer on some random lass too!
Although I am strong with the force, even my powers of female-repulsion fall in the shadows of Holborow.
Ah Martini, you're a true Queenslander, and a genius. No, the two aren't mutually exclusive.
I'm a female and I'd give it to ya Engels.
Is that you, Mrs Holborow?
Aidan: Surely not. I'm on first name basis with Mrs Holborow. But usually I just call her bitch.
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