Tuesday, April 11, 2006

I would have never guessed

Apparently, in relation to the recent terrorist raids in Australia, an undercover Victorian Police operative had infiltrated the arrested group of suspect terrorists as part of the operation. As always the media, in this case The Age, has its finger on the pulse:

The Age believes the undercover operative is of Middle-Eastern heritage and infiltrated the group by pretending he shared similar beliefs.


No shit,eh? THAT's how you infiltrate a group of extremist nutjobs. You pretend you follow their special flavour of craziness. And to think they didn't choose an operative that resembled someone of, I don't know, Jewish descent.

Terrorist: "Do you hate all that is Western?"

Operative: "Yeah, sure, why not. Down with the West and stuff."

Terrorist: "Good, good. Everything checks out here. What's your name brother?"

Operative: "Um, Jon Noam Goldberg Leibowitz..."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how the Spencer Street Soviet has "concerns" over the issue.

What the fuck? Effective anti-terrorism measures? Perish the fucking thought!

10:31 pm  
Blogger Engels said...

Makes you wonder. But you choice between the Herald Sun and The Age? Everyone at uni loathes the Herald Sun.

9:13 am  

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