Sunday, September 17, 2006

Dutch Immigration Test

The ever liberal nation of the Netherlands, like other European nations, is currently suffering the problem of Muslim-based ethnic slums. Here's their, let's say, innovative approach to the problem:

The Netherlands' multicultural policy is being rewritten, resulting in new rules such as one requiring would-be migrants from conservative societies to watch a film showing a topless woman and gay men kissing. Authorities hope applicants who find the film offensive will be put off moving to the liberal nation.

Topless women, eh? Sure beats a history test. You'd think immigrants would have an idea that things are slightly different in Western countries. Regardless, I'm keen to see the effects of this new kind of immigration test.

6 Comments:

Blogger Engels said...

Ai. Perhaps Sweden should implement something similar. Just a suggestion....

12:16 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've always been kind of curious... if you are a hardcore conservative muslim, what are you doign moving to the drug and skanky-whore capitol of the world anyway?

now, if you were a beer-loving aussie who shares his name with a well-known asian spiritual leader, however, i'd totally understand the move...

that said... "topless women... vs... gay men kissing... topless women... vs.. gay men kissing..."... just how hot exactly ARE these gay men kissing.. i mean... topless women... erm....

2:04 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still remember the advice Dale gave me as a young 1st year:

"Men have soft velvety lips. Remember that PMA."

4:48 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i er, really dont remember ever EVER giving that particular piece of advice.

and while we're on the topic, lets not user real names eh? i am gonna have to work in a multimillion dollar finance company one day, and googling "reverend dalai llama winamp gimpcore" already leads to enough incriminating evidence as it is...

that said... velvety lips, you say? no.....

5:04 pm  
Blogger Engels said...

Love is in the air, every sight and every sound. And I don't know if I'm being foolish...

5:56 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"i er, really dont remember ever EVER giving that particular piece of advice. "

Now now, don't get all coy on us.

10:22 pm  

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