Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Hippie Perished

I sometimes wonder if hippies know why we don't take them seriously when they attempt to lecture us on economical and social issues. Perhaps, it's because they do stuff like this:

A man who died from extreme dehydration after an outback purification ritual was not given immediate medical help because fellow campers believed he was astral travelling, a coronial inquest has heard.

Melbourne man Rowan Douglas Cooke, 37, died on November 3, 2004, a day after being dragged unconscious from a heated tent, called a sweat lodge, as part of a native American ritual.

He was camping with 10 others from Victoria on an isolated property in the Gammon Ranges in South Australia's far north, undergoing an eight-day ritual of fasting, meditation and purification.

The mind boggles. Pity about the man's family. Still, you reckon his efforts are worthy of a Darwin award? I know, I know. I'm going straight to hell.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

and this makes me laugh every time i read it....

1 down, how many to go, you reckon?

6:02 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too many to go!

10:47 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hippy defender signing in

you homo!

peace.

4:08 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't believe you type in the revered dalai llama instead of dale, dale

its almost as you are here just to waste time...

you homo!

peace.

4:10 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i engage aidan in some frivolous debating??

you homo!

war!

4:13 pm  
Blogger Engels said...

Your arguments really do need some working on, Luke.

There are too many hippies left. Wish they would get their own country. Oh, that's right. It would never happen because they re all lazy stoned bastards who wouldn't know how to run a country if their lives depended on it. They just know how to quote Chomsky and whinge.

4:32 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

homo!

8:04 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont have to type in "the rev... etc etc" because one of the wonders of the modern internets, is that my browser remembers what i typed in last time... hence type once, use forever...

and, all you hippies should know, that you shouldnt use your real names when you type shit on the net, because when future investment banks google "Martini and Aidan and Luke in a dirty Menage-a-trois" and get back a positive hit linked to Engel's blog, your job prospects will go out the window....

i just invited you to all post my real name on the internet, didnt i... fuck. Thats okay, you're all a bunch of fucking plushers anyway....

Hippy Plushers, the worst kind...

12:29 pm  

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