I am blessed by having my home situated next to an Orthodox Church, whose arcane rituals include annually following an old guy around with candles at two in the morning, and across the road from a happy-clappy 'International' Church. Consequently, every fucken Sunday morning the Orthodox Church rings its blasted bells in lunatic thirteens while the other church drives me insane with their craptastic off-key Christian rock. You'd think after playing the same shit music for so many years they'd be good at it by now but noooooo. They still suck.
Oh yeah, last night I went to a friend's 21st and got about 4 hours sleep before musical hell broke loose this morning. There is no God.