Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Still looking...

Still looking for a place in sunny Melbourne. Been to some shit-holes and they still cost a fortune. Might have to widen my budget, me thinks. I had this old eerie-sounding former-hippie offer me a room in his two house place yesterday. I think not.

I'm starting to worry about getting in a house with some crazed nut. Best to have a couple of flatmates for backup, I wager.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

[Chorus]:
Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the Mobil
Spam
It's made in Chernobyl
Spam

Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat

(Repeat Chorus)

To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was

(Repeat Chorus)

S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again

S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-product that's best by far
It's

(Repeat Chorus)

9:30 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha good luck with your househunting

9:31 pm  
Blogger Engels said...

Cheers. Living in London has taken its toll against your sanity, I see.

7:58 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what teh fuck are you vermin talking about 'spam' for?

i didnt get no spam...

i've obviously missed something of dire importance.

P.s. Tip: engels, stop learing at the chicks tits when yuo go for house interviews.

12:46 pm  
Blogger Engels said...

It's blog spam, Reverend. You don't get spam because you don't have a blog. As for Luke's Spam song, fuck knows.

3:56 pm  

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