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Amazing. And what is Samuel L. Jackson doing? Does he have a chronic coke habbit which needs financing? Who would put their name on this "film"? I thought it couldn't go much lower for Jackson than Deep Blue Sea, which featured genetically modified super-intelligent sharks swimming around out smarting the cast. But nope. Jackson proved me wrong.
My mind boggles at what shit Hollywood produces at times. I'll check when the film is playing.
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My mind boggles at what shit Hollywood produces at times. I'll check when the film is playing.
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You are totally missing the point of this film. It is pure comedy genius. In fact the producers wanted to change the name from SoaP to Flight 241 or something but didn't proceed because Sam L. Jackson said he'd quit the project unless it was called snakes on a plane.
I heard it was basically made because of a cult following on the web. Theres a Wiki about it too.
There's a Blanks on a blank comp too.
Ya, its been talked about on forums forever
Incidentally, i saw a really great movie last night. Not sure if you guys have it there yet but its called "A Scanner Darkly". Based on a Philip K Dick book.
I'm usually a big fan of shit films - I wanted to watch "8 Legged Freaks". But this, I don't know...
There's also "Snakes on a Train"...
I don't think that movie has been released yet. I check the cinemas weekly, and it's all been shit...bar Deadman's Chest of course.
Philip K. Dick should be good, I imagine.
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Engels you n00b, where you been? Everywhere on the Internet is chock full of SoaP jokes.
Where have I been? Where have I been? Um...not browsing through nerdy forums?
I should be a wikipedian...for the maths articles, and comics...
Whacking is the answer, I say. Good old fashion whacking. We need to whack the snakes...
I personally think i am going to go and watch SoaP, just because my 133t status is slipping somewhat, and i hear its very Nerd this season to watch SoaP. So i am gunna. No, wait, i'm not. But i could lie, and say i did... "So, reverend, whats that movie Snakes on Planes like?"... "Oh, you know, theres some snakes, and theres a plane... "
I believe SamBoy has gone on record as saying "Hey, you know, not EVERY movie has to be made to win an Oscar".
Which is just as well really, i suppose. Oscars are gold, and gold is expensive, so the fuckers at Hollywood probably cant afford to go giving them out willy nilly.
Although, they might be more able to now that they arent paying Tom Cruise 80 million dollars for movies like War of the Worlds (which incidentally i thought was one of the most piss-poor excuses for a film that i've seen for quite some time.) I heard snakes only cost 15 million to make... thats not that much coke for Sam....
The best Sam L Jackson quote was at the MTV movie awards recently where he said "Next year, i'll be winning best movie for Snakes on a Plane. In fact, the only way SoaP will not win best movie is if I decide to make another film called Mo Motherfucking Snakes on Mo Motherfucking Planes"
Incidentally I read this morning that someone smuggled a couple of rattlesnakes into an american theatre during a showing....
HC nerds they have over there
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So is Jackson taking the piss out of himself, or what?
For Shame, Martini, for shame.
All these ladies Engels, where do u find them? All their names start with S too, Ironic?
Thanks Nick for verifying - not that I had any doubts...
I don't know, Martini. Starting to annoy me. Ironic how?
I don't know where the Ironic thing came from, its totally not the right word. It was 11:30pm, I was tired and probably drunk :P
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