Monday, August 14, 2006

Cunning Women

If this study holds any water, it's very cunning of the opposite sex:

The female sex drive starts sputtering to a halt as soon as a woman has got her man, according to a new study.

Researchers have found that women's libido plummets so rapidly when they believe they are in a secure relationship that after just four years the proportion of 30-year-old women wanting regular sex falls below 50 percent.

There are few things that appear able to keep a woman sexually interested, the study found, but living apart for extended periods can help.

The findings for women contrast with those for men, whose sexual appetite hardly flagged at all up to 40 years after marriage.


The joke's on them. I ain't dating 30-year-olds. In fact, I ain't dating at all... Now the obvious result:

The Germans found, however, that living apart slows the decline in female libido, confirming the maxim "absence makes the heart grow fonder".

You think? Well, it's good to know:

Women whose husbands or boyfriends have higher educational qualifications than their own also maintain their sex drive.

I find this result strange, but regardless, bless my PhD (in progress).

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I bet those science chicks really dig that huge cranium of yours."

"Actually, I think they're more interested in my epididymus."

1:45 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Women have cunning stunts too.

2:19 pm  
Blogger Engels said...

You're a cunning linguist, Martini.

2:24 pm  

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