Ape-man Child
Those wacky scientists are at it again:
Scientists have discovered a remarkably complete skeleton of a 3-year-old female from the ape-man species represented by "Lucy."
The discovery should fuel a contentious debate about whether this species, which walked upright, also climbed and moved through trees easily like an ape.
The remains are 3.3 million years old, making them the oldest known skeleton of such a youthful human ancestor.
Don't they know? Didn't they get the memo? The world is ONLY six thousand years old. It say so in the bible. OK. It doesn't actually say so explicity - some clown just added up all the ages of the characters in the book. But still, six thousand years, people.
Crazy scientists. Who do they think they're fooling?
Scientists have discovered a remarkably complete skeleton of a 3-year-old female from the ape-man species represented by "Lucy."
The discovery should fuel a contentious debate about whether this species, which walked upright, also climbed and moved through trees easily like an ape.
The remains are 3.3 million years old, making them the oldest known skeleton of such a youthful human ancestor.
Don't they know? Didn't they get the memo? The world is ONLY six thousand years old. It say so in the bible. OK. It doesn't actually say so explicity - some clown just added up all the ages of the characters in the book. But still, six thousand years, people.
Crazy scientists. Who do they think they're fooling?
posted by Engels at 12:39 pm
7 Comments:
I went to the melbourne zoo on teh weekend. Witnessed an ape eating it's own shit. we've come a looooong way!
oh i dunno, i know a few uni students who would quite happily piss in their own room....
Hehe, true that. Filthy animals.
Don't forget Engels that the clown who added up all the ages actually fucked up the counting.
Plus the Bible can't seem to agree whether Jesus was born in the reign of Herod (ie, no later than 4 BC) or the time of the census of Syria (ie, no earlier than 2 AD).
That 3 million yr old, 3 yr old ape is your mother Dalai
Doesn't that make you an ape fucker then, Martini?
I believe it makes us all ape-fuckers.
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